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bemusedlybespectacled:

bacongreaselipgloss:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

short girls seeing the “if you want jeans with pockets, just shop in the men’s department!” post

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me w/ my new mens pants

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short curvy girls trying to find a man with similar proportions to steal his pants

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megasov:

viridiansunlight:

affectionatesuggestion:

I will flourish this year and no one can stop me.

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reblog to flourish this year


shrek one: BEST
shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
shrek three: bad
shrek four: bad

lmaonade:

there’s not… nearly enough moss in my life 


dimetrodone:

4lung:

oh? my god

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dippyface:

tockthewatchdog:

cake with fondant literally isn’t even food it’s like a play dough sculpture with cake trapped inside its vile

thank you for your bravery in speaking the truth about this



winona1988:

*Man turns to a girl, begins to say something*

Me, materializing in the doorway:

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mean-dauphin:

fb conservative: black people, Jews, and women shouldn’t be allowed to vote. Do not turn this into a political post! This is just my opinion. Let’s respect each other, peace and love xx




teach-me-how-to-buggy:

When you’re followed by a blog with a suspicious URL and risque avatar.

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guy:

sos


reallyreallyreallytrying:

women love it when you replace every board of a ship with a new board, raising philosophical questions about whether it remains the same ship


flowerinaflame:

Me at 9:30 PM when I change the oil in my diffuser from peppermint to lavender

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