bemusedlybespectacled:

bacongreaselipgloss:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

short girls seeing the “if you want jeans with pockets, just shop in the men’s department!” post

me w/ my new mens pants

short curvy girls trying to find a man with similar proportions to steal his pants

megasov:

viridiansunlight:

affectionatesuggestion:

I will flourish this year and no one can stop me.

reblog to flourish this year

lmaonade:

there’s not… nearly enough moss in my life 

dimetrodone:

4lung:

oh? my god

dippyface:

tockthewatchdog:

cake with fondant literally isn’t even food it’s like a play dough sculpture with cake trapped inside its vile

thank you for your bravery in speaking the truth about this

winona1988:

*Man turns to a girl, begins to say something*

Me, materializing in the doorway:

mean-dauphin:

fb conservative: black people, Jews, and women shouldn’t be allowed to vote. Do not turn this into a political post! This is just my opinion. Let’s respect each other, peace and love xx

bone-and-brawn:

(x)

teach-me-how-to-buggy:

When you’re followed by a blog with a suspicious URL and risque avatar.

guy:

sos

reallyreallyreallytrying:

women love it when you replace every board of a ship with a new board, raising philosophical questions about whether it remains the same ship

flowerinaflame:

Me at 9:30 PM when I change the oil in my diffuser from peppermint to lavender